Have you seen how people will tatoo a mustache on the inside of their pointer finger so that when they put their pointer finger over their top lip it looks like they have a tiny mustache? Google "Finger mustache." Now THAT is stupid.
Are you kidding? I am so horrified by my facial appearance that I have not been without some sort of camouflage since the first shaggy bristles erupted.
Of course if the mustache really does make a comeback ala the 1970's then I am in real trouble-- my blonde wispy whiskers cannot compete.
No, no Tom. I mean the black disguise mustaches that people make and sell on sites like Etsy. They're a thing and I think it is dumb. What's cool about a fake stache?
However! I'm thinking that Daniel Day Lewis' mustache in Gangs of New York was fantastic. Prolly fake too. I have extreme infatuation over the character in that movie. Bad "A", I tell you. Bad "A". (Not bad looking either. Plus the plaid and striped pants, top hat? Wow. Gets me goin'.)
Thank you God. As for the birds: Crows, Owls and those tubby finch like birds....argh. I like 'em but you know, the same theme is too much.
As for cupcakes, I can't say I am done with them, because we aren't cool enough to have cupcake shops here in Florida so I never, ever get to enjoy them.
I agree.
ReplyDeleteBut if you need a good laugh (and who doesn't) go here:
http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/
There's a "gallery of mustaches."
Oh good, my dad is in style again!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen how people will tatoo a mustache on the inside of their pointer finger so that when they put their pointer finger over their top lip it looks like they have a tiny mustache? Google "Finger mustache." Now THAT is stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first read this I thought you were going to give your remarks on those women who have a mustache and don't do something about it.
ReplyDeleteI always find myself staring in awe at the hairy upper lip when conversing with that breed. Rude? Why yes.
Are you kidding? I am so horrified by my facial appearance that I have not been without some sort of camouflage since the first shaggy bristles erupted.
ReplyDeleteOf course if the mustache really does make a comeback ala the 1970's then I am in real trouble-- my blonde wispy whiskers cannot compete.
No, no Tom. I mean the black disguise mustaches that people make and sell on sites like Etsy. They're a thing and I think it is dumb. What's cool about a fake stache?
ReplyDeleteYes, yes it is!
ReplyDelete'Staches, cupcakes, and birds. Dead, done, and doner.
ReplyDeleteHere! Here! Nat nailed it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, seriously! What's so great about cupcakes? Everywhere you go it's cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteI can grow a mustache. Don't, however.
ReplyDeleteHowever! I'm thinking that Daniel Day Lewis' mustache in Gangs of New York was fantastic. Prolly fake too. I have extreme infatuation over the character in that movie. Bad "A", I tell you. Bad "A". (Not bad looking either. Plus the plaid and striped pants, top hat? Wow. Gets me goin'.)
ReplyDeleteHere's a photo... jist in case. http://kathyddl.tripod.com/btb.jpg
ReplyDeleteSans mustache? http://crfranke.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/daniel-day-lewis_l.jpg
ReplyDeleteSans hair: http://www.danieldaylewis.info/images/Daniel-Day-Lewis-Picture.jpg
ReplyDeleteSans me: http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/56/49/daylewis_vespa.0.0.0x0.432x590.jpeg
ReplyDeleteThank you God. As for the birds: Crows, Owls and those tubby finch like birds....argh. I like 'em but you know, the same theme is too much.
ReplyDeleteAs for cupcakes, I can't say I am done with them, because we aren't cool enough to have cupcake shops here in Florida so I never, ever get to enjoy them.
Can I add another? Too much TTV, Polaroid (and faux-'roids) and heavy processed photos that make every single one look vintage.
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