Sunday, December 16, 2007

HOMEBODIES

You must have a thought that dragoons your brain when it sits idle. I do. I actually have many.

One particular pirate concept that weasels its way into my moments of worthless thinking is what to call a person who is from a certain place. Please allow me to explain what I mean: If you’re from/live in Las Vegas, you’re a Las Vegan. For California, it’s Californian. Nevada: Nevadan. Utah: Utahn. Paris: Parisian/ienne. Washington: Washingtonian. Those are the easy ones. If you’re live in Salt Lake City, what are you? A Salt Lake Citian? A Salt Lake Citizen? What about Rancho Cucamonga? A Rancho Cucamongan? A Rancher? Reno? A Renowan? Seattle? A Seagull? And Sparks? I live in Sparks, so that makes me, what, a Sparkler? Oh, I hope so.

Where do you live, and what does that make you?

6 comments:

Suep said...

A Hick...

Actually I am an Elk Ridgean

Mallory Gallery said...

I wanna be a sparkler!

Lynley said...

I really like sparkler! Stick with that one!

Janeen said...

So what am I if I am from Enumclaw?

Suep said...

Hmmm... Enumclaw... Enumclawer? Enumclaw-ite? Enumerator? E-num-skull? E-num-butt?

Tadd and Cat said...

How I'd like to spend a day inside your brain.