Thursday, May 13, 2010

TWIFIC

• One of the best lines in a movie--ever: "Be a beacon." from Sneakers.

• We shouldn't have a solid bedspread. Cause even though I shouldn't, I eat in bed. And although I'm an adult, I drop juicy strawberries.

• When my husband met my sister Cat she was going through a lot of pointe shoes and he still references her nasty-ass ballerina feet.

• Is there anyone who didn't fall for Ryan Reynolds after The Proposal? I'm advanced because I was already in love with him before that.

• And my spouse is super duper advanced because, well, Ryan had him at Van Wilder.

• Despite my all-things-Apple wizard mister, I have an odd relationship with iTunes. I've bought "Vertigo" 3 times and "Footloose" 4.

• I paint my nails to pick the polish off. It's not uncommon for me to have eight nails out of ten painted.

• Jack White is the real deal. Bloody fingers. Stomping feet. Vinyl obsession.

• I can watch It Might Get Loud over and over and over and over again without fatigue of any kind.

• I haven't bitten my nails in a week and a half.

• Must write.

• I dread going to Costco like some dread the dentist. Send me to the dentist. Please, please don't' make me to go Costco. Please.

• It's true hunger when you nosh an airport burrito and not only is it the best burrito you've ever tasted, but it's the best goshdarn thing you've ever slammed in your trap.

• Turbulence doesn't scare me; it annoys me. Can't you freaking hold still, Plane? I'm trying to work here. Obnoxious.

• Awesome word: sesquipedalian.

• 55 unread emails. An expense report. A team newsletter. A budget tracker. A mileage report. 4 unread articles.

• Vacation is nice but sorta not worth it when confronted the massive amount of work that piles up during time off.

• There are two full suitcases in our room. Both mine. From two different trips. I'm considering unpacking them. Tomorrow.

• My husband is a genius. Trust me. A genius. Think iPad, contracts, and magic.

• I have no motivation to write right now. None. That's not good, it's anomalous, and there are things needing words.

• Where do horses stay in a hotel?

• In the bridal suite! Yuk, yuk, yuk.

• Rock n' Roll Bikram today. Kid you not, they played "Baby Got Back" during Standing Separate Leg Stretching Pose. http://stupidtinyurl.com

• Dr. Temperance Brennan is a Vulcan.

• Everyone wants to steal my dog. She's that cute.

• I am territorial with my friends in a way that's awfully immature. You're my friend; so you don't get to be anyone else's.

10 comments:

Jessica said...

I love the movie Sneakers. Maybe I'll need to rent that. Today.

Also, my littlest brother went and saw the Proposal twice because he has a man crush on Ryan Reynolds.

Another reason to love you: you hate Costco. Costco (and Disneyland) are my personal hell. Happy to find that we have one more thing in common.

Good luck with your day. Your post added enjoyment to mine.

Jodi said...

I remember everything up until "Ryan Reynolds..." and then my focus was elsewhere. Sigh.

rabidrunner said...

I'll say you're advanced. I knew not of Ryan Reynolds until I saw that movie.

C.C. said...

I fell in love with him as Berg in Two guys, a Girl. and a Pizza Place....His body in X-Men: Origins....yummy.

Just Sue said...

Boy,am I getting OVER THE HILL! It took me too readings to get the horse - bridal sweet joke.

cat+tadd said...

Hey! He shouldve seen the other girls' feet. Mine were beauties in comparison!

I miss Ryan.

I hate IKEA like you hate Costco.

rookie cookie said...

Caitlyn, you will LOVE IKEA when Sam is potty trained. Then he can go into the IKEA play place. Then you can walk around without a child and it's like taking yourself on a date.

rookie cookie said...

And yes, oh my gosh, your husband is a genius with that iPad. Ethan is still in love with him.

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Winder said...

C.C. Beat me to it. I love Ryan in Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place. He always reminds me of my college days. Sigh.

Oh, and don't you dare get territorial with Rabid or it is on like Donkey Kong. I will agree to share her with you.