Friday, June 5, 2009

CHICKEN CHEST

My sister has a thing for boobs.

The Rookie Cookie sister. (And to be honest, I'm not sure about the other four sisters.)

As you know I'm Rookie's blog slave. Recently I was slogging through the latest addition to her site--the ingredient index. And when putting it together I use Blogger's search feature to locate the appropriate recipes for each category. Strawberries. Mangoes. Semi-sweet chocolate. Chicken legs. Chicken breasts.

When searching, I ditch the modifiers and just type the noun: "chocolate" "legs" "breasts." I typed "breasts" into the search field and felt a little naughty. A glimpse of what it's like to search for porn. (Though I'm thinkin' the anatomical word is a less likely search term than the many zesty euphemisms out there.)

The results were a gold mine. So many references to breasts. Breasts. Breasts. Breasts. On every page. Sometimes she even gets sordid and calls the ingredient Chicken Boobs.

Racy breast-loving lady.

3 comments:

rabidrunner said...

And I thought this post was going to be a give-away for a trunk full of chicken.

Bummer.

(Noticed the ingredient index couple of days ago. Well done!)

meg said...

Way to let the cat out of the bag (or the chicken from the coop). I was so planning a grand breast and wing giveaway. And now since you spoiled it, I'm not going to. Nice work.

And thanks on the ingredient index. I did it against the Rookie's will. She didn't want it. I insisted. I have full administrative privileges. So I do what I want.

Alicia said...

Chicken Boobs. That's halarious! (yah, I'm 5. But it's funny!)