Remarks from Sparks

The Finest of Print • Here's the deal: this is my blog. If I offended you by something I wrote, my first response to you would be to point out that I probably did a pretty nice job of writing it out; and then I'd go on to say that your skin isn't thick enough, you care too much about what others have to say, you shouldn't do things unless you're confident about them, and you're lacking a sense of humor about yourself. (And there's probably a good chance that whatever it was that I wrote that knotted your knickers wasn't even pointed at you, but your ego is just too large to consider that.)

Should the above be the case, my advice would be that you head for a different blog. Remarks from Sparks isn't for you. Frequent readers know that I make fun of my myself just as much, if not more, as I make fun of others and that a sense of humor is integral around here.

Also, don't steal. Whether or not you think these droppings are worthy of plagiarism, it's my mishmash we're talking about and I'm one heck of a dirty fighter. If I learn that you've been snatching Remarks' words or images, you'll wish your pathetic blog had never been born. Do latch onto a little wisdom and trust me on that one.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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